Golf Crime documents and packages the funniest moments in golf into real, tangible gifts. Our flagship product is a personalized evidence package featuring a real golf ball, sealed in forensic-style packaging, with a custom note card roasting the golfer of your choice. It arrives looking official, reads personal, and gets a reaction every time.

The Citation ($14.99) is the quick hit — a scuffed golf ball in a sealed specimen bag, inside a brown evidence bag with an official F.E.B. stamp, plus a personalized note card. Ships in a kraft bubble mailer. The Exhibit ($24.99) is the keepsake — everything in The Citation, plus the ball goes in a clear acrylic display cube, inside a kraft gift box with green crinkle fill and an official F.E.B. seal sticker. It sits on a desk. It starts conversations. It never gets old.

Absolutely. We have five ready-to-go templates you can personalize with names and courses, or you can write your own from scratch. Either way, it gets printed on our cream parchment card stock with the F.E.B. stamp.

Orders ship within 2–3 business days. Standard shipping is included. Each package is assembled by hand to make sure everything looks legit when it arrives.

No. The Fairway Evidence Bureau (F.E.B.) is a fictional agency created by Golf Crime for entertainment purposes. There is no affiliation with any law enforcement or government entity. It just looks really convincing — and that’s kind of the point.

Yes — just enter the recipient’s shipping address at checkout. The package arrives with no pricing or invoice inside. Just pure, official-looking golf justice.